The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Recording chapters of a book for a friend who’s in hospital, and it’s taking ages because it’s a fairly clumsy translation and they keep using needlessly obscure words like “obstreperous”. I keep tripping up and having to redo the entire chapter because I haven’t got any real editing software at the mo. So yeah, my essays are kind of on hold at the moment.

Skellingcrow for goodness sake people Arsène Lupin all the way <3
fandonetrash
edgebug

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

whatfulllipsyouhave

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

justastormie

so when i was about the same age i got really into both ciphers and james madison (idk don’t ask) so i just randomly started writing these letters like i was james madison writing to my own spy ring, using all kinds of ciphers. constantly writing that WE MUST SWITCH CIPHERS THE BRITISH ARE ON TO US. and it wasn’t every night because the ciphers kept getting more complex, but it was about one every week for six months and my mother always responded. and she always found the letters, because i took to hiding them in increasingly more obscure locations because spies, obviously. 

i didn’t realize how much work this was until i snuck down late one night for a cookie. and saw my mother bent over my giant book of ciphers and muttering to the dog “is this another code or can she not spell?” (i could not and still can not spell) and i was a bit angry at first but i kept watching and she KEPT AT IT. checking everything in that book against my letter and i never felt so loved. my mom with a full time job sitting up to figure out my silly letters said just because i enjoyed the game. 

i got her this bio of james madison a few years ago for xmas with a simple number substitution cipher on the inside saying “In thanks for your dedicated years of service, your daughter and occasional President.” She still has it pride of place on her desk next to the obligatory kid pics

so yeah cute mom story for the day. 

unicornempire

These are some of the best secret mom stories I’ve ever read, omg.

Source: edgebug
Parenting Parenting done right
thatsthat24
hogwartshiddenswimmingpool

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

  1. His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
  2. I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”


 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

wolfayal

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

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quietlyglittering

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

karama9

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

systlin

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

Source: melrows
NASA Nerds