The Amazing Rock Cats
CHICKEN ON THE TAMBOURINE IM YELLING WITH JOY
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.
Owloki, Black Widowl, Owlk, Iron Owl, Captain Owlmerica, Deadpowl, Owl of thunder
Yeah, no Hawkeye…I don’t like him so I replaced him with Deadpool, I think he’d be a much better Avenger.
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
The tols Vs. The smols
So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?
You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

proof
now this makes so much sense



IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT
So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

*scREAMING*