The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
abschaumno1
fuckrealityihaveablog

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

absinthenoir

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

latessitrice

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

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Vampires
fandonetrash
weallendor

The tols Vs. The smols

thefreakhasgreeneyes

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

mcsquigly

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

wolfpratt

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proof

greatbigouterspacedunce

now this makes so much sense

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Originally posted by destroythesith

ragedizzy

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IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

thebibliosphere

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

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*scREAMING*

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Star Wars