The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
abschaumno1
norwegianalien

If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldn’t have settled merely for Marius. He could’ve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines can’t possibly weigh that much. Man let’s just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). It’s Hugh Jackman. He can take it. 

tinyeldritchhobbit

#valjean just picks up the whole barricade and leaves

soundingonlyatnightasyousleep

“yes my child I forgot what your booby of a young man looks like so please pick one from the pile”

*tries to subtly tilt the more sensible looking ones towards cosette* 

chignonesque

#cosette this one is dressed so well and clearly has some money because you need good tailoring for short-torso waistcoats #this one has excellent hands accustomed to hard work and I think his was that astonishing yellow hat #A++ would recommend #this one reeks of alcohol and sarcasm but sleeps well so there is that #this one could fit in your pocket #this one seems perpetually confused but is apparently really good with bandages and also the one who could fit in your pocket #meanwhile this one seems sensitive but prone to drug-addled flights of … something #I don’t even know cosette this really isn’t my thing but I am trying to help here #and this one had broken glass an enemies list and something that looked like a human spleen in his pockets #would not recommend #this one is rather hot to the touch with revolutionary fervor #and I mean if that’s your thing hey I wouldn’t stop you #but he might #oh wait there’s one more here at the bottom of the pile #monsieur pistol-for-every-pocket #you might enjoy that one if you can keep from hitting him upside the head with one of your music books #really the biggest takeaway on that one besides the heavy personal artillery is the strong scent of coffee and intelligence #bit shouty but #we pick our battles amirite cosette #look honestly anyone might be better than this addled stalker penguin #I am just saying (via maraschinocheri)

Source: norwegianalien
Les Miserables Les Mis
abschaumno1
falstafff

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

foxalpha

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

misanthropemom

I still like teleport, no error, whether I’ve ever been there or not.

ralfmaximus

The superpower of probability is terrifying for other reasons. 

what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

Consider all the unlikely things that must occur in just the proper sequence for this to happen. It’s not just wishing 50 gallons of mac & cheese into existence – that’d be a different superpower. 

No, we’re talking about some serious reality bending here.

Like maybe: an 18-wheeler hauling a load of instant Kraft macaroni & cheese collides with a tanker truck filled with water outside your home. Both vehicles erupt into flame, which cooks the combined noodles & cheese mixture within a small non-nuclear mushroom cloud of an explosion.

The cooked mixture of mac & cheese (and burning fuel!) rises into the air on thermals a hundred feet above your house, exactly above your bathroom. 

At just the right moment, as the starchy cloud of cheesy noodles reaches the apex of its hideous arc, a freak storm causes a lightning bolt to crash down out of  the blue, blasting a hole in your roof above the bathtub. 

Shingles and plywood explode away from the roof and are diverted to the side by sudden 50 mph crosswinds… which, because of freak weather conditions, are perfectly timed to whisk away the roof debris but stop just as suddenly before the descending cloud of mac & cheese can be blown aside.

Four seconds later there is a moist mighty THLUPPPP noise as ~50 gallons of half-cooked, badly mixed mac & cheese & diesel fuel land in a soggy mess within your bathtub. 

Ding! Your bathtub full of mac & cheese? Probability 100%.

Also: two dead truck drivers, untold collateral damage from the explosion, a wrecked roof, dangerous storms trashing the neighborhood, and a disgusting inedible mess in your bathroom.

Oh wait, you wanted it perfectly cooked, ready to eat?  Too bad… you didn’t specify that. And if you had, imagine the FURTHER ridiculous unlikely events required to make that happen.

Because you’re not just wishing shit into existence. You’re shifting realities. 

Which, if you’re selecting for a very improbable circumstance means moving a LOT of existing reality out of the way – which takes energy. Because reality has inertia & momentum just like a river does, and does not want to be diverted.

This might be the most terrifying super power ever, just from its side effects.

bobbycaputo

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superpowers I'll pass
fandonetrash
spectrecy

#I know this is probably an exotic pet but this is too cute

had to dig through this persons facebook BUT this lady is a veterinarian who hand reared this guy when his mom rejected him as a kitten(due to being a neglected exotic pet), right now she’s slowly training him to handle being around other servals so he can move to a new home at the local zoo.

she contantly emphasizes that as adorable as this guy is she’s a professional caring for a rehab animal and that theyre not pets. no need 4 guilt yay

takma-rierah

I am always appreciative of this kind of good background info so I can safely enjoy cute animals without inadvertently supporting exotic pet ownership. c:

Source: darkpit-junkie
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