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[widowsarrow]

PSA for everyone seeing civil war early: PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL CIVIL WAR FOR ANYONE!!!!! If not for their sake, for your own, because if you start spreading civil war spoilers on this website you will most likely not survive the experience.

[petermaximoff]

THE UNION DEFEATED THE CONFEDERACY

[scopesandskullties]

LINCOLN DIES

[beggars-opera]

[bouncyerbear]

Okay I laughed harder than I should have.

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[iamjaynaemarie]

Dangers of working on a set.

That’s what I said.

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[salzarslytherin]

If we should die tonight, we should all die together.

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[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

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Photographer Captures Vast German Beauty of Nature & Its Fairytale Scenery

[landscape-photo-graphy]

Nuremberg, Germany-based photographer Patrick Monatsberger captures the divine, gloomy beauty of the German rural landscape.The vast green and earthy rocky mountains, its fairy-tale architecture and storybook passages are portrayed in every image.

Each scene resembles a film and book set from a fantasy world.

[this-fellow]

Holy fuck. I kept thinking I was going to reach the end of this post, but it just kept going. These are gorgeous. 

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[pearwaldorf]

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

[criacow]

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

[fruitcrocs]

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

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[womenwhokickass]

Jeanne Hachette

Why she kicks ass:

• When a snooty Disgraced French Duke came to conquer her town, with his army of degenerative psychopaths. This teenaged peasant grabbed a hatchet and buried it in his throat, kicked him square in the chest, and sending him flying off the very high wall to his death below. 
• she pulled his flag up out of the ground, broke the flagpole over her knee and hurled it down into the moat on top of him.
• King Louis XI,  threw a parade for her, lavished her with gifts, and gave her the right to marry the man of her choosing.
• In celebration of her heroism a parade known as the “Procession of the Assault” takes place every year on the anniversary of the battle.

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[foodffs]

10+ Galaxy Sweets That Are Out Of This World

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[elektronx]

@stjarnklar

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[poesexual-finn]

Everyone deserves Poe dancing on their dash

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identity ask………oh shit

[yup-im-a-werewolf]

1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?
5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?
6. are you religious/spiritual?
7. do you care about your ethnicity?
8. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?
9. are you an artist?
10. do you have a creed?
11. describe your ideal day.
12. dog person or cat person?
13. inside or outdoors?
14. are you a musician?
15. five most influential books over your lifetime.
16. if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?
17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?
18. what’s your patronus?
19. which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?
20. would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?
21. do you love easily?
22. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.
23. how often would you want to see your family every year?
24. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?
25. could you live as a hermit?
26. how would you describe your gender/sexuality?
27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?
28. on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?
29. three songs that you connect with right now.
30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

[pennyroyalprincess]

first time I actually love these questions