The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fandonetrash
counting-teacups

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

columbiaphoenix

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-professor

ischemgeek

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

oh-those-dead-frenchboys

reblog to save a life holy shit

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Adulting
fandonetrash
did-you-kno:
“  💘 Nikola Tesla and Mark Twain were best friends and mutual fanboys. Source
HAPPY BEST FRIENDS DAY!!!
Idk about you, but I have some pretty awesome besties. Love to you all. Here are some bonus facts about amazing, adorable, and/or...
did-you-kno

💘 Nikola Tesla and Mark Twain were best friends and mutual fanboys. Source

HAPPY BEST FRIENDS DAY!!!
Idk about you, but I have some pretty awesome besties. Love to you all. Here are some bonus facts about amazing, adorable, and/or unlikely friendships to give you some warm fuzzies on this magical day:

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❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍  Dogs and foxes. I can’t.  ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍

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Dogs aren’t ‘man’s best friend,’ they can be besties with anyone and anything.   🐶 🐱 🐭 🐹 🐰  🐼 🐨 🐯 🐮 🐷 🐸 🐙  🐵 🐧 🐥 🐴 🐢 🐬 🐳 🐪 🐘 🐐 🐏 🐑 🐎 🐁 🐓 🐇 🐿🐈🐩

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❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ 👩‍👩‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ 👭 ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍

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 🐾🐾🐾❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍🐾🐾🐾❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍🐾🐾🐾❤️‍ ❤️‍ ❤️‍🐾🐾🐾

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But sometimes a best friend is so much more than a friend…  💘❤️‍ 💛 💙 💜 💕 💘❤️‍ 💛 💙 💜 💕 💘

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…and that’s when I lose my shit and cry like a babe.

Source: didyouknowblog.com
Friendship Love
softselfsignificance
reginaeinferos

Nothing is going to change. Americans love their guns more than they love people and after Sandy Hook we decided that killing over 20 children was acceptable and not outrageous enough to make reasonable restrictions on guns. This is America, a country that has been around for 200 years, a superpower, a 1st world nation, and one of the wealthiest countries on the planet and we refuse to protect our own people. We respect guns more than we respect the lives of people. 

therevenantrising

What specific gun control measures would you propose and how would they directly and effectively make society safer?

reginaeinferos

  • Absolutely get rid of all AR-15′s and the like.
  • Intense background and criminal background checks and anything violent automatically disqualifies you.
  • Make getting a gun/gun permit more like getting a driver’s license:
    • permit to learn
    • includes an exam with 18 or more questions on the policies, laws, and etc of guns and gun ownership
    • if you get more than 8 questions incorrect you must retake it.
  • 30 hours of practical experience at a gun range with a licensed teacher
  • Must take a 5 hour class on the dangers of guns and how to use them safely which will then yield you a certificate that grants you to take the practical exam and lasts for one year. If you don’t gain the license within the allotted year you must retake the class.
  • A practical exam with a licensed instructor who will grade you on various skills. If you pass you may be granted a permit on the weapon of your choice, the exams may differ on the type of firearm you want.
  • Follow the Japanese model where you must have two gun safes in different areas of the house, one to store the gun and one to store the bullets and you must provide the police with information on where those safes are.
  • No concealed carry and only handguns may be allowed to be out in public.
  • If transporting a weapon, it must be in the trunk of the vehicle, in a bag or some other case, safety on and unloaded and may not leave the vehicle until you are at the destination.
  • If you’re a hunter or some other gun hobbyist that requires a functional weapon other than a handgun then the gun must stay on the premises, whether that is a gun range or the Fish and Wildlife facility.
  • If you live in a rural area where police (and people, for that matter) are few and far between, something akin to a deer hunting rifle should provide plenty of protection from predators and poachers, you still have to follow the aforementioned steps.
  • This doesn’t cover everything but I think it’s a good place to start.
therevenantrising

Can you show me evidence that this would directly and effectively create a safer society?

reginaeinferos

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oh-snap-pro-choice

I have never laughed so hard at a gun law post. Like seriously, the evidence is in fucking reality. The proposed restrictions are just fucking logic.

Source: reginaeinferos
Guns Gun Violence
mariah-wants-to-live
steveandbucky

list of possible responses for when you get anon hate:

  • ‘okay’
  • gifs of cute puppies
  • some song lyrics in all caps
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • a random fact about penguins
  • offer them a snickers bar
steveandbucky

i came up with a few more:

  • ‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN!’
  • copy + paste exactly what they said to you
  • reply in a foreign language
  • a quote from 50 shades of gray
  • 8-)
zahhaked

Also

  • Use this gif:
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thelaziestmayor

  • new phone who dis
hetaliangonewild

Okay…sounds fake but okay

aph-ireland

Gorilla warfare

birdystark

“Look it’s my biggest fan! I love it when you stop by sweaty :’)”

therealantisepticeye

“Mhm..nice, and can you please continue with your lovely story?”

“Oh, well, lemme grab a quick snack and we can continue this mmkay?”

“OH WOW OH BOY ANON HATE THIS IS GREAT LOOK AT THIS PERSON!! WOW THIS IS COOL!!!!”

“And do you actually think I care?”

-Go off on a rant about how much you love a certain fandom

-talk about something gross

-try to give them some cool facts

-tell them you love them

-laugh

-make a very funny scene

-treat their ask as if it’s one of the best compliments you’ve ever recieved ever.

-educate them on the importance of being nice to people especially in this generation

-give them an inspirational speech

Internet Hate Hate
mariah-wants-to-live
exeggcute

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

bogleech

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

apfelgranate

#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said #about how satire is meant to ridicule power #if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying (tags via @vrabia)

Source: exeggcute
Satire Humour Bullying
mariah-wants-to-live

Flower shop AU

demisexualmerrill

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

shenko

Omfg

koscheiis

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

nixhil

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im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

mpougatsamaria

I reblogged this pic free like two hours ago. I guess I have to reblog it again.

Source: thejonsims4
Flowers classy af