my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW
Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying
Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.
*distant screaming*
*excited screeching, coming closer*
*deep breath in*
*SCREAM*
Lesson one, mop jockeys: You are under the ocean now. If you feel the soft patter of rain on your hat, you’re already fired. Lesson two: you can jumpstart a dead generator with a direct spark, but clear the guests out of the pool first! Scares these rich pricks to watch a workin’ stiff hurlin’ thunderbolts, ya follow me?
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janiedean answered:
I AM REBORN
THIS IS TOO PURELY WONDERFULLY AMAZING
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER SPAWNED OUT OF THIS SHOW TBH
THIS JERK IS STILL ON THE IRON THRONE
SHE HAS THREE BABY DRAGONS HOW CUTE
some wedding invitation they shouldn’t have accepted
BRAN IS TRIPPING
I’M DEAD THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING SLJ NEEDS TO RECAP EVERY EPISODE
he’s a swearing cinnamon roll too pure for this world
Moist Von Lipwig and Mr. Fusspot from Terry Pratchett’s Making Money.
When the person you act like and your self meet you learn more about your self than ever before; this is when things change and you become someone new, you learn more about the many people you are.
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