The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

samandriel

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

samandriel

in case you were wondering this is him

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Rooster Animals
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kingcheddarxvii

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

buckythirteen

Iron Gran

disease-danger-darkness-silence

Alright but say they fix alzheimers

and one day tony walks into his suit area and his main favorite suit is missing

and no one knows what happened to it until a few days later when a 90-something Peggy Carter is using it to kick ass in downtown LA. The media loves it; Tony is reluctantly impressed that she sweet-talked JARVIS into letting her get to the suit or maybe she’s just that badass; Steve is all sorts of confused, both romantically and situationally; Hawkeye thinks it is the best thing ever; Natasha steals one of Tony’s secondary suits because ever since she first joined SHIELD she wanted to fight shit with Peggy Carter just once; Thor is delighted and invites Sif down to watch how on Midgard even honored elder women are mighty warriors and Jane does not correct him because she thinks this is amazing; Bruce is helping Tony design a custom suit specifically tailored to the health needs of a woman in her 90′s, including posture aid because Tony wants his suit back but Bruce firmly believes that Peggy has proven she needs a suit of her own or she’s going to wreck havoc on shit; Sam is jealous that Peggy thought of it first and flies down to join the fray; Rhodey is doing damage control and calling Tony out of his mind because an ACTUAL 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN STOLE YOUR SUIT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SECURITY DO YOU HAVE IN THAT GODDAMN AVENGERS TOWER TONY; Darcy comes up with the burgeoning new super hero’s name -

Iron Gran.

Nick Fury watches from the comfort of his living room in Nova Scotia and is so so SO glad he’s not in charge of shit anymore. Somewhere, Phil Coulson is pounding his head into a desk.

I’m going to see AOU today but I would happily watch this movie instead. Peggy with a suit of armor in her 90′s fuckin’ shit up.

thedisreputabledog

PLEEEEASE

furious-baratheon

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

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Marvel Peggy Carter Iron Man Iron Gran
clevergirlhelps

45 Things I Want to See More of in Stories (Supernatural/Paranormal Edition)

elumish

  1. Main characters who aren’t reporters, detectives, or free-lancers
  2. Non-Western supernatural creatures
  3. Non-dragon supernatural creatures
  4. Supernatural creatures fitting the culture they’re related to (phoenixes in a Greek neighborhood, kumiho in Koreatown, Dhegdheer in a Somali neighborhood)
  5. Local mythologies
  6. Urban legends
  7. Organizations within supernatural hunting (hierarchies, safehouses, information networks)
  8. Cooperation with the government
  9. Immortal characters who act immortal
  10. Immortal characters who have different moral standards
  11. Supernatural characters who have different moral standards
  12. Supernatural characters who have different types of gender
  13. Supernatural characters who have different types of sexuality
  14. Supernatural societies totally different from human societies
  15. Supernatural children
  16. Supernatural families
  17. Main characters not ending up in romantic relationships with supernatural creatures
  18. Non-hypersexual vampires
  19. Aftermath of reveals of supernatural creatures to the world
  20. Hybrids
  21. Hybrids who are neither despised nor uber-powerful
  22. People who are genuinely afraid of what’s going on
  23. Non-loner main characters
  24. Main characters without tragic backstories
  25. Genuine non-romantic/non-sexual friendships between humans and supernatural creatures
  26. Cooperation between different types of creatures
  27. Inter-creature wars
  28. Non-humanoid creatures
  29. Stories set not in the United States
  30. Main characters with no training
  31. Supernatural creatures who have casual non-romantic sexual relationships
  32. Without those relationships being demeaning or cheap
  33. Queer supernatural creatures
  34. Who aren’t queer-coded to be bad or hypersexual
  35. Rural or suburban settings
  36. Laws getting in the way of action
  37. Ethical quandaries about the humanity (or not) of supernatural creatures
  38. Supernatural supremacy
  39. Different races within supernatural species (different types of vampires, of pixies, of phoenixes, etc.)
  40. Schools for supernatural creatures
  41. Integrated human/non-supernatural schools
  42. Speciesism against supernatural creatures
  43. Genuinely nice supernatural creatures
  44. Powerful supernatural creatures who aren’t super manipulative or evil
  45. Dragons (because we can always use more dragons)
Source: elumish
Supernatural Paranormal Writing
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niphredil-of-lorien

Months ago I heard Gandalf’s lament for Thorin in BOFA extras,and I cried a lot. Sir Ian’s voice is so expressive and touching. It’s a great pity that his lament didn’t appear in the movie.
So I made this video for Thorin<3 

The king has come unto his own. Under mountain, under stone.
Send him now unto the deep. Unto earth, eternal sleep. Under mountain, under stone. Through all the lands, let it be known.
The king is dead. Long live the king!

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The Hobbit