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[The Skellingcorner]

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[notnicolerichie]

there she go

[leigh-daniel-sexbang]

it’s dat pupper

[angryinkeddrunk]

OH MY GOD I CANT TAKE THIS

[johnhandoncock]

shes on a super important mission

[The Skellingcorner]

[dutchster]

I love the irish (football) fans so much. they are out of control, in the best possible way. they’re just singing and chanting and being all around genuinely good and pure

[dutchster]

like they sing ABBA together with swedish fans

[dutchster]

they don’t know any of the lyrics, but they still try to sing along to the opposing french team’s national anthem

[dutchster]

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serenading an old nun on the train

[dutchster]

and serenading the french police

[dutchster]

who also tried to get the irish fans to go back to their hotel but all they wanted to do was sing. after losing the match vs belgium 3-0 that is. in one final attempt the police tried to sing to get the message across. without any success of course

[dutchster]

the worst insult they had for swedish fans was “go home to your sexy wives” 

[dutchster]

and finally some bonus videos just because they’re so amazing and deserve all the love

cheering on a local french guy on a balcony

a cyclist tried to get through the irish crowd. and they helped by crowd surfing him… on his bike

singing lullabies to a baby on a train

[dutchster]

somehow this video was lost, but if they weren’t perfect enough already, they also helped clean up their empty bottles (while singing “clean up for the boys in green”)

[The Skellingcorner]

I just realised something

[sophicals]

[The Skellingcorner]

[dutchster]

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

[inkblotgalaxies]

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

[your-forestlass]

@kilifilithorinandco

[greyacedipperpines]

“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*
“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*
*kitten climbs on top of man’s head*
“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The kind of quality content I need on my dash :D

[brainsbeautyandbunnies]

Hehehe kitty kitty

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

So soft and cute and good :D

[The Skellingcorner]

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?”
“Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.”
“Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?”
“I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[The Skellingcorner]

[The Skellingcorner]

[ultrafacts]

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[ask-midnight-whisper]

bill gates, a real life hero

[reblogger-ocelot]

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

[The Skellingcorner]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

London ist zugegeben ziemlich smooth mit “Mind The Gap”, aber wir können das Rennen immer noch gewinnen.

Ich schlage also vor wir hängen an jeder U-Bahn-Haltestelle Schilder auf mit:

“Bedenke Den Abgrund.”

Es ist profund, dichterisch, denkerisch, leicht verstörend und wir können von Emo-Teens die sich mit den Schildern fotografieren lassen 3,50 pro Bild verlangen, 10/10 would recommend. Deutsch ist eine schöne Sprache.

[The Skellingcorner]

[cisbender]

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

[vicesandviagra]

THANK GOD SOMEONE KNOWS BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I SHOW IT TO PEOPLE THEY THINK IM BRAGGING

[The Skellingcorner]

[cheshirelibrary]

How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel

[via The Toast]

• The Elders would like a word with you.
• The Ritual is about to begin.
• Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening.
• You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It is the City.
• Certain members of the Council are displeased with your family’s recent actions.
• A bard is providing occasional comic relief; no one hired or invited him and his method of earning a living is unclear.
• The High Priest is not to be trusted.
• Someone is eating an apple mockingly.
• There is one body of water. It is called the Sea. The Great Sea, if you are feeling fancy.
• You live in a region with no major exports, no centralized government, no banking system, a mysteriously maintained network of roads, and little to no job training for anyone who is not a farmer.
• You have red hair. You wear it in a braid. Your father was a simple man, and you don’t remember much about him – he died when you were so young – but you remember his strong hands, as he fished or carpentered or whatever it was that he used to do with them.
• You’re going to have to hurry, or you’re going to miss the Fair – and you never miss the Fair.
• There is trouble at the Citadel.
• Your full name has at least one apostrophe in it.
• It is the first page, and you are already late for something. Your mother affectionately chides you as you gulp down a few spoonfuls of porridge; she will be dead by page forty-two.
• There are two religions in your entire universe. One is a thinly veiled version of Islam. It is only practiced by villains. The other is “being a Viking.” You are a Viking.
• There are new ways in the land that threaten the Old Way. Your grandmother secretly practices the Old Way, as do all of the people of the hills.
• The real trouble began the day you arrived at court. Every last nobleman hides a viper in his smile. How you long for the purity of life in your village, which is currently on fire or something.