ME MMF FUCKING HOWLIJG JH
[vine of a screaming rubber chicken rolling down a roof. as it falls off the edge, it gets fainter.]
This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
The most beautiful Elven city built on Middle-earth was said to be Gondolin, the Hidden Kingdom. This was the last Elf-kingdom to survive the War of the Jewels. Its king was Turgon, the Noldor lord, who wisely chose to conceal the city in the Encircling Mountains. However in the end the servants of Morgoth discovered it; Orc legions appeared before its gates, together with Trolls and fire-breathing Dragons driven on by the Balrog demons. Though the elves battled valiantly Gondolin was sacked, and with its destruction the Elf-realms of Beleriand were brought to an end.
From A Tolkien Bestiary by David Day. Art by John Blanche.
you know i used to really want a marauders series but now that cursed child is a thing i’ve changed my mind pls don’t touch the marauders
Mary Shelley began writing her novel Frankenstein when she was only 18 years old. It started one night in Switzerland during a party with her friends, where they challenged each other to write a ghost story. Out of that simple challenge she created one of the most beloved monsters in history.
The theme song to BBC’s The Living and the Dead.
The “Lyke-Wake Dirge” is a traditional English song that tells of the soul’s travel, and the hazards it faces, on its way from earth to purgatory. Though the song is from the Christian era, and features references to Christianity, much of the symbolism is thought to be of heathen origin.
Lyrics under cut.
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