Cars should have happy horns in addition to regular horns to thank other drivers when they let you in or are considerate
Oh, Canada
There were only 28 women directors involved in Hollywood’s top 700 films from 2007 to 2014. Of those films, only 11% had a gender-balanced cast, and only 3 out of every 10 speaking characters were women. Source
shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero
The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”
More impenetrable trans folks plz
GUYS I WAS LITERALLY AT THIS SPEECH, I WATCHED HIM SAY ALL OF THESE THINGS WITH MY NAKED TWO EYEBALLS HOLY HELL
Obama has depleted his internal reserve of fucks. We are currently running at a fuck deficit.
OH–
Hearing only one true note,
I’m the one and only sound.
Unzip my body, take my heart out
‘Cause I need a beat to give this tune.
Little-known downsides of immortality:
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Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s
irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
- Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
- Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
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Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
- Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
- Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
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I still need to know what dog this is
It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.
Holy shit.
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW
MOUSE
THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!
Level 1
Level 17
Level 35
I could literally ride this dog into battle.
and I would.
For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)
Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.
Fuck now I want a cartoon of it
BIG BABIES
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