Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together
“I AM THE BAG DOGE
GUARDIAN OF THIS BAG”
That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge
Right?
Gonna lift this whole doggo <3
A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:
this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen
A delightful turn of events
you ever meet a character and immediately think, ah yes. that one. that one’s going to be my favorite.
Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language.
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