Stranger Things (2016)
honestly what year is it
I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
Took my a solid minute.
pleeeease
Stranger Things (2016)
honestly what year is it
I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
Took my a solid minute.
pleeeease
MERGE THE LAYER KRONK
W R O N G L A Y E R
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LAYER
‘Are you telling me it really existed?’
Igor seemed embarrassed about this. ‘Yeth,’ he said, 'and then again, no.’
'Things either exist or they don’t,’ said Jeremy. 'I am very clear about that. I have medicine.’
'It ecthithted,’ said Igor, 'and then, after it did, it never had. Thith ith what my grandfather told me, and he built that clock with thethe very handth!’
Jeremy looked down. Igor’s hands were gnarled, and, now he came to look at them, had a lot of scar tissue around the wrists.
'We really believe in heirloomth in our family,’ said Igor, catching his gaze.
'Sort of… hand-me-downs, ahahaha,’ said Jeremy. He wondered where his medicine was.
This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever
#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…
this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”
How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????
did it happen in florida
If you don’t think happiness exists, think again.
Brendon Urie singing Disney songs
*I searched brendon urie singing disney songs on youtube*
Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas
yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions
I was taking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché