this is the right reaction when demonic furby things steal sacrificial candles
“no more mama”
(via ognobody54)
When you look into the abyss, it’s not supposed to wave back.
Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time (via discworldquotes)
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
What cartoon is this
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COW RELATED POST ON THIS WEBSITE MAYBE I LOVE COWS RUN COWS RUN
our name is Cow
and wen its daye
we like to try
to run awaye
though man call cop
we ar not don
we go down strete
at gentle run
@skinks is it real???
can confirm as normal farm practice in scotland
once had to chase a highland calf thru Alyth on a quadbike
At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Maybe, she thought with some perversity, it wasn’t the gods who controlled the universe, but cats. Cats who toyed with humans as a puppeteer would a marionette.
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