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Anonymous asked:
do u have any space related pickup lines????
crushsuggestions answered:
i don’t?? besides:
- are you dark matter? because you’re indescribable.
- are you a blue super giant? because you’re extremely hot and incredibly bright
(does anybody have any other ones??? ‘i’m going to destroy uranus is immediately disqualified’ ‘:D)
ARE YOU AN A1 CATEGORY SUPERNOVA CAUSE YOU’RE EXPLOSIVE
ARE YOU A TERRESTRIAL PLANET IN THE GOLDILOCKS ZONE OF A YELLOW K CATEGORY STAR CAUSE YOU’RE FULL OF LIFE
ARE YOU THE THEORETICAL LIMIT OF POSSIBLE HUMAN GALACTIC OBSERVATION CAUSE YOU’RE FAR OUT
ARE YOU EARTH’S MOON LUNA CAUSE I’M GLAD YOU’RE IN MY ORBIT
ARE YOU JUPITER’S MOON CALLISTO CAUSE YOU SHINE
ARE YOU A QUASAR CAUSE YOU OUTSHINE GALAXIES
ARE YOU A PLANETARY ALIGNMENT CAUSE YOU’RE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT
IT’S LIKE I’M AN IMPATIENT ASTROPHYSICIST AND YOU’RE THE AGE OF THE UNIVERSE CAUSE I WANNA DATE YOU BADLY
are you a planet because I think you’re cool. wait no shit i had this. Um, are you uh…are you the moon because I wanna kiss you. oh fuck me i did it again
Are you the North Star? Because your radience guided me here.
Why would I need to know about the solar system when my whole world revloves around you?
Are you Saturn? Because I’d love to give you a ring!
Beekeepers are careful to tell their bees everything important that concerns the family and household–births, marriages, deaths, a new set of curtains, and suchlike. But that’s not superstition, just the practical observation that if you don’t tell them, they will fly indoors to find out for themselves.
Terry Pratchett and Jacqueline Simpson, “The Folklore of Discworld” (via noirandchocolate)
People love what other people are passionate about.
La La Land (2016) dir. Damien Chazelle
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