writing is either
or
there is nothing in between.
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE.
(full story: oxfordmail)
‘I believe in reincarnation,’ [Bjorn] said.
I KNOW.
‘I tried to live a good life. Does that help?’
THAT IS NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE,… SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION… YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.
Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
(via discworldquotes)
(via discworldquotes)
So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.
It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD
i just don’t get foreign films.
SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS
Violin Exorcism
When a party of bards attacks the warrior
![exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:
“ a-mini-a-day:
“300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders.
Source.
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[18th century Chinese teenager voice]
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300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders.
Source.
[18th century Chinese teenager voice]
Haha and teachers said we wouldn’t have a calculator with us everywhere we go
do you remember how loud computers used to be
like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body
Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.
OH MY GOD
I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha
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