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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
Oh bother.
im deleting this fucking website
It took me a minute
Congratulations Viola Daivs for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role as Rose Lee Maxson in Fences (2016)!
Joys that Harry Potter Movie Only Fans will never know:
-How amazing Oliver Wood actually is OMG
-Dudley Dursley’s character development
-“ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!”
-Minerva McGonagall, Quidditch Fanatic
-Luna Lovegood, Quidditch Commentator
-RON WEASLEY IS BRAVE.
-GINNY WEASLEY IS AMAZING
-Sirius and Crookshanks: Ultimate Bromance
-“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry!”
-KREACHER’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
-“I FELL IN THE LAKE!”
-Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood Platonicship OMG
-Remus showing off Baby Photos
-Percy coming to his senses and finally making a joke
-“‘Probably trying to get rid of a Wrackspurt,’ said Harry, who recognized the symptoms.”
-Pigwidgeon
-Amnesiac Gilderoy Lockhart
-Dobby’s ever growing mismatched sock collection
-“FOR MASTER REGELUS!”
-Most of Tonks’s actual character
-Bill and Fleur’s actual relationship
-“ARE YOU A WIZARD OR NOT?!”
-Potterwatch
-Hermione’s growing political awareness and activism
-The entire school (-slytherins) standing to defend Harry from Pansy Parkinson
-100+ pages of backstory, 10x the character depth and development
Pains that Harry Potter Movie Only Fans will never know:
-“He was tiny in death”
-Molly Weasley’s boggart
-Meeting Neville’s parents
-Re-reading Prisoner of Azkaban and realizing that the nice man who helped Harry with his homework and gave him free sundaes dies in the sixth book.
-“He had no memory of being hugged like this, as though by a mother”
-Remus feeling so ashamed of being a werewolf that he thinks his family is better off without him
-Regulus Black’s full story
-Harry having to drag Percy away from Fred’s body
-Molly Weasley giving Harry a family heirloom for his 17th birthday
-Dean Thomas never knew his father, because he was a wizard and was killed by Death Eaters
-Peter Pettigrew didn’t even have the chance to redeem himself
-Frank Bryce was a war veteran who was blamed by his entire town for Voldemort’s crimes, and then Voldemort murdered him
-Harry not saying goodbye to Ron, Hermione, or Ginny, because he knows he won’t be strong enough to go through with it if he does
-“ ‘Does it hurt?’
The childish question had fallen from Harry’s lips before he could stop it.
‘Dying? Not at all,’ said Sirius. ‘Quicker and easier than falling asleep.’ ”
-The full story of Ariana and the Dumbledore family
-Winky’s entire existence, and all she suffers
-Andromeda Tonks losing her entire family
-“’NO!’
The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.”
-100+ pages of backstory, 10x the character depth and development, over half of it leading to more pain and despair
The Six Types of Middle-Earth Names
1. Characters whose Names are Secretly Insults:
Samwise: means “Half-wise” or “Half-wit.” He is Stupid Gamgee
Faramir: Boromir’s name means “steadfast jewel”, but Faramir’s name just means “sufficient jewel.”
Sufficient.
Denethor took one look at baby Faramir and thought “eh I guess he exists or whatever” which is very in character
2. Characters who Have Way Too Many Names
Examples include Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Arador heir of Isildur Elendil’s son, descendant of Numenor, Thorongill, Eagle of the Star, Dúnadan, Strider, Wingfoot, Longshanks, Elessar, Edhelharn, Elfstone, Estel, Hope, The Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of the West, High King of Gondor and Arnor, and Envinyatar the Renewer of the House of Telcontar
Wait I’m sorry did I say “examples” plural
Cuz that was all one guy
3. Characters whose parents must’ve been prophets
-Frodo means “wise by experience.” His story is about becoming wise by experience
-A lady named Elwing turns into a bird (geddit)
4. Characters whose families were so lazy that they copy-pasted the same first half of a name onto multiple people
Théoden/Théodred
Aragorn/Arathorn/Arador
Éomer/
Éomund/Éowyn/Éorl
Elladan/Elrohir/Elrond/Elros/Elwing/Elenwë/Elendil/Eldarion (the laziest family)
5.Characters whose Names are Expertly Designed so that Newbies can’t Remember Who is Who and Feel Sad
All the people mentioned in number 4
Celeborn, Celegorm, Celebrimbor, Celebrian
All the rhyming dwarf names in the Hobbit
Sauron and Saruman
Arwen and Éowyn
6. Name so nice, you say it twice
Legoas Greenleaf: Legolas’s first name means “Greenleaf” in elvish. Legolas is Greenleaf Greenleaf (thranduil really likes green leaves ok)
King Théoden’s name means King in Rohirric. Tolkien decided to name his king “King.” All hail King King this is what the fanbase means when we say tolkien was a creative genius with language
And I said “well that’s all very well but I think you should do a book about Death.” And then a week later my phone would ring and I pick it up and a voice would say “You bastard, it’s called Mort!” And hangs up.
Neil on Terry, DEATH, and Mort (via batsonthebrain)
My copy of MORT is signed “To Neil Gaiman, in the hope that he won’t tell everyone it was his idea.”
(via neil-gaiman)
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