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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
marvellousbee
bookshop: “ solongasitswords: “ nullbula: “ thesylverlining: “ what happened in roughly 1870 though why was there temporary internet with a few people searching for pokemon? ” It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the...
thesylverlining

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

nullbula

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

solongasitswords

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

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bookshop

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

Source: neilcicierega
dangerpro
schmergo

Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse

shitty-check-please-aus

I once wrote a story where Willy Wonka was the true villain behind the dementor attacks because he knew that would increase chocolate sales

Source: schmergo
catbountry
internationalgirl

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

the-treble

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

mrsdevilla

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

gigaguess

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

kareshy

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me
the-hatred-machine

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went “OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP” and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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nikuzilla-la-chu-nyu

So basically the cat is saying “Im tellin’ Ra”

catbountry

That cat’s a snitch.

Source: brendenfraser