The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
abschaumno1
brynner12:
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“ nineprotons:
“ Dolly’s absolute amazingness aside… She is who she wants to be, and shows herself as she wants to. Anyone who...
nineprotons

Dolly’s absolute amazingness aside… She is who she wants to be, and shows herself as she wants to. Anyone who sees her as a joke is in fact the joke themselves and I’m quite happy to laugh at them.

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injuries-in-dust

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

elfwreck

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villainous-queer

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

ultrareginarules

An American icon. A hero.

isolatedgingernerd

I also worked at Dollywood (the theme park in Tennesse that she co- owns), and there were so many happy employees because of the way that things were run. Employee meals were $2.50, you had a 32oz drink mug you could fill and refill while on the clock, everyone there was super nice, your employee ID card was basically a season pass, there is a clinic on site for the park, and a service in the nondenominational church in park held on Sundays.

ziggy-scardust

We STAN

brynner12

Replace all the racist confederate statues in the south with statues of Dolly. I DARE any politician to oppose that suggestion.

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abschaumno1
lokidokeyartichoki

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I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

hellenhighwater

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

symbisexual-disaster-returns

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I….I need all of them

nivrir

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abschaumno1
writing-prompt-s

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

the-weaver-of-worlds

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

posingasme

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

thanatosdementor

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

wombatking

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

ladyananas

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

bobbietables

The Seven Deadly Friends.

helpeverythingiscats

The Seven Friendly Sins

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