video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
me: fuck
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
Video Game: Controller starts vibrating
Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT
Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.
Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- Congratulations
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
peter parker seems to like hello kitty just like his rumoured boyfriend
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