“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something
but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”
- The Family owns Central Park and sometimes lives there
- We have seen a canon!Female Pugsley
- Pugsley’s first word was “Help”, after Wednesday threw him down a trapdoor
- Gomez went to Law School and actually somehow passed and also doesn’t know what the fifth amendment is
- Morticia was in an arranged marriage to some guy but Lurch accidentally caused his death via toothpick so
- Lurch has both a mother and a father and at least one of them built him
- Wednesday was once stalked by a cat
- At one point the Family had to hold a seance to bring Pugsley back to their plane of existence but stopped halfway through to play Charades with Thing
- Morticia’s Mother was the Wicked Witch of the West
- Grandmama had a brother named Jester who liked to play pranks
- Gomez can be hypnotized by the sound of a bugle
- Fester somehow had a baby with the Moon
- Pugsley once wanted a job at the bank so he tunneled into their vaults and started counting money for them
- The Addams Family have actually met the Scooby Doo Gang; they housekept for them while Gomez and Morticia were on another honeymoon
- Speaking of which they canonically have had at least 32 honeymoons
- They also banged during a hurricane definitely more than once
- Grandmama has a Drug Cart
- Wednesday taught Lurch how to dance at least twice
- The Addams Family have an Alligator that has changed genders at least once and though that was probably more of a continuity error than anything I don’t care I love the Genderfluid Alligator™
- Pugsley knows how to drive
- At one point Gomez was voiced by Scrappy Doo
- When Pugsley turns “Normal” he becomes an Underwear Intern
- Wednesday has set fire to the Jehovah’s Witnesses and also a Camp but we all knew about that
- Grandmama ran a Psychic Hotline
- There’s a very good chance that Pugsley hatched out of something
- Wednesday once had a crush on a boy so she tried to guillotine him
- MORTICIA AND GOMEZ HAD TWO MORE CHILDREN AFTER WEDNESDAY AND PUGSLEY AND NAMED THEM WEDNESDAY II AND PUGSLEY II
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