The best feeling is after a long day taking off your bra and letting the beasts be free.
OK WOW I MEANT BREASTS NOT BEASTS THEY ARE NOT SOME MYTHICAL CREATURE I KEEP TRAPPED UNDER MY SHIRT
well i know what i’m calling my boobs now
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AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD
the signs as this video
aries: tim
taurus: fuckin hell
gemini: the elf
cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader
leo: the aeroplane
virgo: the zooming
libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops
scorpio: the worst day of their professional life
sagittarius: the news presenter
capricorn: the faulty earpiece
aquarius: the dicks
pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.
Cute but I woulda lost it 😂
Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.
I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm
*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”
‘I was there.’
‘A thousand years ago?’
'Yes.’
'How did you get there?’
'I walked,’ said Miss Smith.
Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight
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