PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
Bearded Dragons do not enjoy smooth floors with little traction.
The First Braille Smartwatch Allows Blind People to Feel Their Messages on the Screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=zmpl81WmFSo
A video showing the thought process behind the production. Really cool!
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay (via terrypratchettparadise)
my name is cow
and wen she sits
benethe the stall
withe tiny kit
I hav no hands
withe which to pat
I use mye tung
I lik the cat
my name is cat
and with tha kit
In front of stall
we lyk to sit
I feel her tongue
I say meow
I have a fren
Her name is cow
Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this
“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”
sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on
didn’t expect this one. not complaining either
Raising Kittens
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)
dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
katzenkinder?
literally: “cat children”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;
ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE
DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT
IT’S FLEDERMAUS
FLUTTER-MOUSE
HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK
My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
DUDELSACK
doodle sack
seriously
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head.
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between.
I love German.
Reblogging for the German lesson.
*ahem* “arschgeweih” means tramp-stamp, but translates as “ass-antlers”
This post
Kummerspekt. To emotionally over eat. Literally translates to grief-bacon.
*Kummerspeck*
@awitchnamedalex since you took German in high school
so there are lots of good pictures of baby peacocks practicing displaying
(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)
this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
I love it.
When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…
OH! NO!
It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing
thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched
Oh my gosh. I knew that all babies practice adult behaviors, but I’d never thought about baby peacocks practicing this behavior. I’m dead of cute.
Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.
Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills
The real cause of global warming
But everything changed when the Fire Bears attacked
it got better
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