The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
terrypratchettparadise
patchoulisandwiches

I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!” 

And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!” 


The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?” 


The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.” 


And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”


“An easy job,” I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. “In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”

what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.

Source: patchoulisandwiches
terrypratchettparadise

shit idea

shorthalt

flat stairs

goobazooka

explain

shorthalt

stairs but theyre flat. you put the stairs on a flat surface and they dont go up or anything they just go forward

numenera

floor

shorthalt

INCORRECT it is an actual set of stairs only instead of building them so they ascend they just built the Stairs as Flat

goobazooka

thats a floor

shorthalt

youre a closedminded fool

overstandingly

image

flat stairs example

shorthalt

SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS PERSON GETS IT

Source: shorthalt
nishakadam

angel in TFTBL

nishakadam

can we talk about how the ai in TFTBL should have been Angel instead of Jack for every single possible reason

and how much more sense it would have made

like

  • angel gets to be the main hero in her story
  • continuously shatters Rhys’ perception of Jack as a leader/sane person
  • finally gets to adventure on pandora without jackhole hurting her
  • gets to solve mysteries about ATLAS and interact with robots
  • still retaining siren powers??? which would imply that her ‘siren soul’ had not yet been recycled/reborn because the AI would count as a form of consciousness 
  • siren ai powers
  • no jack
  • NO JACK 10/10
  • having been a constant victim she would finally have power over someone (rhys)
  • falling into abusive behaviors learned from jackhole and realizing it
  • gettting corrupted by jacks ai on the Hyperion Station
  • overcoming jacks ai
  • killing jacks ai
  • saving the day
  • programming herself into pandora and being the actual guardian angel of Pandora of her own accord
  • happy endings
  • no jack