Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off
Bottled Awkwardness. Claim your instant refill by calling me and making small talk (proceeds will go towards paying back the packaging company, they really need their money).
Interviewer: So now that we’ve talked about your previous studies, why don’t you tell me a little about yourself, what are you reading at the moment?
Me: Beep Beep Boop. Your call has been interrupted, please try again.
Some men just want to watch the world learn.
They’re like the Avengers of learning.
“I have an army.”
“We have Bob Ross.”
“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”
“His first name is ‘Mister’”
“I’ve got science in my ledger”
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a good thing i saw on twitter when i was looking for rocks
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this is the opposite of a problem
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a good thing i saw on twitter when i was looking for rocks
this is the opposite of a problem
The Little Mermaid: Shorter Version 🦀
Did I need this?
Yes. Yes I did.
I LOVE THIS. THIS IS DELIGHTFUL
my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
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Step here to trigger the boss battle with the River Serpent God.
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Chunk of ice rounded off by river current. [full video]
Step here to trigger the boss battle with the River Serpent God.
The girls love Shilo’s sparkly collar tag.
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Added another 1k words to the novel after a very, very long break.
