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terrypratchettparadise

They were indeed what was known as ‘old money’, which meant that it had been made so long ago that the black deeds which had originally filled the coffers were now historically irrelevant. Funny, that: a brigand for a father was something you kept quiet about, but a slave-taking pirate for a great-great-great-grandfather was something to boast of over the port. Time turned the evil bastards into rogues, and rogue was a word with a twinkle in its eye and nothing to be ashamed of.

Terry Pratchett - Making Money (via terrypratchettparadise)

terrypratchettparadise

‘Igor?’ said Moist. ‘You have an Igor?’
Oh, yes,’ said Hubert. 'That’s how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don’t let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I’m employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn’t mean I’m some sort of madman, ha ha ha!’
Ha ha,’ agreed Moist.
Ha hah hah!,’ said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-’
Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.
Sorry about that, it’s the air down here,’ he mumbled.

Terry Pratchett - Making Money (via terrypratchettparadise)

thatsthat24

Source: springtales

thehistorymonks

Demons were like genies or philosophy professors — if you didn’t word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (via imagesofinnocence)

Source: imagesofinnocence