incredible
shawty got the applebottom jeans, the boots with the fur, the breastplate of iron +10 with the +25% fire resist enchantment
the whole guild was looking at her
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
The Friend Who Loves Listening to ASMR 👂 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle)
Joan: Do you mind if I play something?
Thomas: Sure.
Joan: How about The Doors?
Thomas: Yaaas! :D
[sounds of doors being closed]
Thomas: That isn’t… what is this?
Joan: Oh, do you want to listen to something else? I’ve got some Rolling Stones.
Thomas: Yes, that’s – yes.
[sounds of stones rolling on the ground]
Thomas: Yeah, okay, again, this is not what I thought you meant.
Thomas: Okay, how about this: Panic! at the Disco?
Joan: I have that!
Thomas: Perfect!
[sounds of people screaming over disco music]
Thomas: *screams and regrets everything*
a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting.
I love this description of tumblr.
Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.
i love music history
This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??
i love whatever accent this is
I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.
I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!
Update! Benji has 2 kids and a Facebook page 😂
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 23, 1924
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 7, 1924

1920s shitposting



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