“I’m a bunny now.” (via ayapiyo140)
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
Queen Kristina of Sweden literally did this to her cousin Charles Gustav. He had been in love with her for over a decade and had proposed to her on numerous occasions. Under great political pressure to break up with her girlfriend, marry, stop talking to french philosophers, continue fighting a religious war in Germany, etc., she converted from Protestantism to Catholicism and abdicated to throne to her cousin by adopting him as her son. She then moved to rome to pursue her dreams of chilling with the pope, funding the arts, and dating more women.
Amazing
Anonymous asked:
it occurred to me awhile back that as Ankh-Morpork's most prestigious college, Unseen University is the Hippo Campus
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I Am Deceased.
were watching prometheus and this guy comes on screen and my boyfriend is like “its ripped voldemort…. ITS SWOLEDEMORT”
I heard Voldemort was shredded. That Voldemort had an eight-pack.
I snorted so hard.
Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.
I want to watch this show
Thirteen of the world’s most beautiful bookshops
- Leakey’s Bookshop in Inverness, Scotland
- Livraria Lello in Porto, Portugal
- Libreria Acqua Alta, Venice, Italy
- Atlantis Books, Greece
- El Ateneo Grand Splendid, Buenos Aires, Argentina
This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!
I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash)
If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return.
Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.
THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE
that ain’t a slide, that’s a cliff
I’ve been laughing at this for 5 min
If you notice me reblogging
- a repost
- stolen art
- false information
- etc.
please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you
I really appreciate it when people let me know. I don’t want to support stolen work.
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