we should domesticate seals
u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise
that’s the world i want to live in
When a camera’s shutter speed is in sync with a bird’s flutter speed.
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The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it all out yourself from the clues.
Terry Pratchett - Moving Pictures (via terrypratchettparadise)
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