I love this Twitter account.
Why do I constantly get attacked on this site
I don’t know what to do,” he said.
“No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human, or something.
Terry Pratchett - Sorcery (via terrypratchettparadise)
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.
Terry Pratchett - Carpe Jugulum (via terrypratchettparadise)
Chris+Chris = Chris ²
I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy
#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion
#the christal gems
STOP
“It’s about zoology.”
“Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it.”
“No, actually it isn’t,” said Tiffany. “Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”
– this is my favorite thing Tiffany has ever said |
Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.
Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (via afk-knitter)
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