The Hogfather is a masterpiece
the juice is loose
…what the shit did I just watch
the really comprehensive befuckening of a house
…ask a stupid question, I guess
wait look i found the real answer:
“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”
…but what question led to THIS?
The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.
On the first day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Albert dressed as a pixie
On the second day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the third day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the fourth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the fifth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the sixth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the seventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the eight day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the ninth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the tenth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Ten thousand pork pies*
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.
On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Eleven nightmares scaring
Ten thousand pork pies*
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.
On the twelfth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
+++ A Twelve Ram Skull Processor +++
Eleven nightmares scaring
Ten thousand pork pies*
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.
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