Sorry, tree. This is @UncleDuke1969’s fault.
has this been done??
has this been done??
Frodo can fuck right off.
THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU JERKWAD
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”
— Oscar Wilde
(via minuty)
It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…
what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this
reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away
I love how it’s a banishing spell AND still fits into the song perfectly timing-wise????????
Source: @womensart1
me cooking for other people: this needs to be absolutely PERFECT, i’m talking MICHELIN STAR standard here people, if gordon ramsey himself wouldn’t burst into actual tears at the first bite i have failed not only as a chef but as a human being,
me cooking for myself: a little food poisoning never hurt nobody