I hate him
Pretentious Flamingos.
fruit - Uebst
fruit tree - Uebstbam / Uebstbeem
berries - Bieren (not: Biren = pears)
cherry : Kiischt / Kiischten
strawberry : Äerdbier / Äersbieren
raspberry : Hambier ( Hambieren
blackberry - Schwaarzbier - Päerdsbier / Schwaarzbieren - Päerdsbieren
redcurrant / gooseberry - Kréischel / Kréischelen
blackcurrant - schwaarz Kréischel - Cassis
blueberry - Molbier / Molbieren
elderberry - Hielenner
peach - Piisch / Pijen
apricot - Aprikos / Aprikosen
plum - Promm - Quetsch / Prommen - Quetschen
apple - Apel / Äppel
pear - Bir / Biren
grapes - Drauf / Drauwen
melon - Meloun / Melounen
watermelon - Waassermeloun / Waassermelounen
exotic fruit - exotesch Fruucht / exotesch Friichten
banana - Banann / Banannen
orange - Orange / Orangen
mandarin - Mandarine / Mandarinnen
lemon - Zitroun / Zitrounen
lime - Limett - Limoun / Limetten - Limounen
grapefruit - Pampelmuss / Pampelmussen
blood orange - Bluttorange / Bluttorangen
pineapple - Ananas / Ananassen
mango - Mango / Mangoen
papaya - Papaya / Papayaen
lichee - Litschi / Litschien
kiwi - Kiwi / Kiwien
date - Dattel / Dattelen
fig - Fig / Figen
pomegranate - Granatapel / Granatäppel
coconut - Kokosnoss / Kokosnëss
fruit salad - Uebstzalot / Uebstzaloten
We’ve all been warned about the dangers of using too much description. Readers don’t want to read three paragraphs about a sunset, we’re told. Description slows down a story; it’s boring and self-indulgent. You should keep your description as short and simple as possible. For those who take a more scientific approach to writing fiction, arbitrary rules abound: One sentence per paragraph. One paragraph per page. And, for god’s sake, “Never open a book with weather” (Elmore Leonard).
But what this conventional wedding wisdom fails to take into account is the difference between static and dynamic description. Static description is usually boring. It exists almost like a painted backdrop to a play. As the name suggests, it doesn’t move, doesn’t interact or get interacted with.
There were clouds in the sky.
Her hair was red with hints of orange.
The house had brown carpeting and yellow countertops.
In moderation, there’s nothing wrong with static description. Sometimes, facts are facts, and you need to communicate them to the reader in a straightforward manner.
But too much static description, and readers will start to skim forward. They don’t want to read about what the house looks like or the stormy weather or the hair color of each of your protagonist’s seventeen cousins.
Why? Because they can tell it’s not important. They can afford to skip all of your description because their understanding of the story will not be impacted.
That’s where dynamic description comes in. Dynamic description is a living entity. It’s interactive, it’s relevant. It takes on the voices of your narrators and characters. In short, it gives us important information about the story, and it can’t be skimmed over.
(I have a TON more tips about setting and description. These are just a few. But I’m trying to keep this short, so if you have any questions or want more advice about this, please feel free to ask me.)
So im convinced Tom hiddleston is either a vampire or time traveler. Or god made a very good choice of human vessels throughout history


A white kiwi. Hundreds of spectators awaited a glimpse of the rare white kiwi at New Zealand’s Pukaha sanctuary. The bird is held sacred by the country’s indigenous Maori people.
Photograph: Mike Heydon/AFP/Getty Images