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why is it so big
she eats her vegetables
Most people have no idea how big a Raven really is. They’re the size of a hawk. Huge freaking birds. Smarter then a lot of dogs.
Has to be one of the best passages of a book I’ve read in a long time
it’s not an understatement to say I think about this all the time
[Edgar Allen Poe voice] “anyway here’s an angsty poem about the time I yelled at a bird”
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back
“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”
*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better
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