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[disgustinganimals]

a useful security device 

might pet

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Don’t you f**king touch my toy!”

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[beautyandthepriest]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[analyticalsenshi]

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

[nomzoms]

my hand slipped

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[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[thatbollyknickers]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

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[pyro-lover]

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

[crazyshitisay]

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[davostating]

hectorescaton:

At first I wanted to kill him. But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him. Yeah, of course he looks delicious with his big red cheeks. But we’ve all got an agreement that we’re not going to eat Stu. Right? Right.

[zombeesknees]

#this is even funnier considering that Stu irl was not even an actor and in fact an actual IT specialist who thought he was  #going out for a job  #and somehow they convinced him to be a part of this movie

[shakypalms]

Oh man, that’s the cherry on top.

[diebrarian]

Stu Rutherford created a new stroby light technology that Waititi used in Thor: Ragnarok! That gorgeous bit in Valkyrie’s backstory? He and his friend Carlo van de Roer designed that lighting.

HE’S GIVEN US SO MUCH.

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[stevesnbucky]

im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around

[cartersbarnes]

I hear the beat of We Will Rock You

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[sanderdraws]

an October night visitor  ✨

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[thegestianpoet]

itunes is lame so excuse my literal phone recording but this clip from the ragnarok director’s commentary where Taika’s baby daughter comes in and starts babbling at what’s happening onscreen is. maybe the purest thing i have ever witnessed 

[thegestianpoet]

anyone who’s having a bad day pls watch this 

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[the-bluebonnet-bandit]

Another reason why representation matters.

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[amandaonwriting]

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