The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

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Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

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Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

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grimmalkerie

Discworld is nice Bc half the plots sound like shitposts

Skeleton quits job to become fry cook

Wizards play football

Malls are actually a hive mind who feed on cities

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welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.

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first female wizard fights institutional sexism

wizard goes to australia

shakespeare play defeats evil king

labyrinth but with tiny scottish men

cinderella in new orleans

german tourist visits low budget middle earth

erdariel

A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a “hero” who’d listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret society’s place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.

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How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.

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