Close your eyes and listen
Demons were like genies or philosophy professors - if you didn’t word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.
-Wyrd Sisters, by Terry Pratchett
i thought of this while trying to get the bottle opener out of the kitchen drawer
keep safe our kitchens and guard our drawers
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
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