I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
happy epilogue day
And always had tea and snacks for Harry and his friends when they came to his hut. Even if they weren’t always good, he was always trying to take care of Harry.
harry literally says hagrid is the bravest person he knows in like prisoner of azkaban?? what happened harry???? why you do my boy like that???
pour one out for Rubeus Remus Potter, the name that never was
Useless Fire Witch.
If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.
Educated urban witch.
I approve!
Modern crystal witch
Eh close enough
goth hex witch lol
I got gay solar witch and I feel very attacked.
Vintage hedge witch lol
Evil Celtic witch and I ain’t even mad.
godly forest witch is acceptable lol
Powerful divination witch
inhuman ice witch 😂
Feminist Norse Witch YES
Dumbass swamp witch is the most dead ass description of me I’ve ever heard
Powerful Life Witch? When I re-rolled I got Gay Technology Witch. Both are accurate
Clicked it this time around and got Modern Ice Witch.
2nd click: Sensual Hex Witch. Hmmm
3rd click: Retro Swamp Witch.
Well, all of them have bits of truth in them.
Useless Hellenic Witch -
I’ve never seen something as accurate in my entire life.
Blessed be the publishers that put numbers on the spines of books in a series, put chronological lists in the title pages, and say “the first in the ____ series”
For they shall inherit the money of readers. Amen.
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