y'all pray for my homie franklin, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just sound like chewbacca and got a snaggletooth
Legends persist in Überwald of the existence of a malevolent sub-set of normally human-shaped characters who can, at will, transform into the shape of ducks. Opinion is varied as to the efficacy or the usefulness of this ability. Apparently those blessed with this ability become considerably more stupid and agressive, and travelers in remote areas have experienced the dread of passing through a damp area and hearing the ominous quack and the slap of webbed feet behind them. Advice is for them to hurry away and on no account look behind them.
-The Celebrated Discworld Almanak
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
a trajeudi
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
@peggingpadalecki I don’t know if my ask about what Sam and Moose looked like went through! But anyways here they are! Sam is the big, and very clingy cat and Moose is the small and very adventurous little kitten! (It took a while to get them to sit still enough for these haha) I hope you’re having a great day!!💜
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