The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mirthfulrealist

God, Going Postal is SUCH a good book.

mirthfulrealist

Seriously, it has everything you could hope to read about.

  • Intense political intrigue
  • Two interesting facts about angels
  • Magical haunted mail
  • “NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GL OM OF NI T WILL STAY THESE MES ENGERS ABO T THEIR DUTY”
  • Literal gallows humour
  • This romantic exchange: “Would you like to have dinner tonight?” “I like to have dinner every night. With you? No.”
  • Charismatic con artist having to confront his sins
  • A guy who looks like a pirate but really he’s a different kind of pirate
  • Technological advances captured in real time
  • Golems
  • Unrelenting savagery against capitalism, monopoly, and privatisation
  • Wizards
  • An alternate Universe where Pi is exactly three
  • Mrs. Cake
Source: mirthfulrealist
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havanapitbull

its like marine biology Jackass

jacemp3

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

jheselbraum

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

out-there-on-the-maroon

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

heartsnbruises

The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.

yondamoegi

And Mark doesn’t ask if Coyote’s okay because he can’t see his pain, he asks it in the “Hey bud, is the pain tolerable or should I call an ambulance ASAP?” kind of way

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slunchy

okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

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and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.

but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

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whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC

kittydoom

The entirety of the USA.

Source: slunchy