PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

God, Going Postal is SUCH a good book.
Seriously, it has everything you could hope to read about.
its like marine biology Jackass
i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”
To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.
He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause
He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.
The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.
And Mark doesn’t ask if Coyote’s okay because he can’t see his pain, he asks it in the “Hey bud, is the pain tolerable or should I call an ambulance ASAP?” kind of way
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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO JAPPY
“Eehh..”
yes
fuck
yes
ALWAYS REBLOG
okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.
but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

wh-

whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC
The entirety of the USA.
Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹