You Know You’re A Writer When
Playing DnD
Expectation: Lord of the Rings
Reality: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
you
i can’t stop watching
his hair tho, as the hood flies off
there’s a lot to discuss here
ok please note i had no idea what i was doing for any of this and theres probably a much better way to construct a base BUT this is what…. ended up happening
the vague shape of it is getting there … . .
needs more bands
MORE BANDS
becoming a flat onion
the top is removed so i can get inside of it
… and then a band of cardboard is placed on the inside to support it ( its standing !! )
the bands are cut on the places where they jut out and then overlapped and taped, so the shape is smoother but its STILL an onion
so i cut the whole damn thing in half and added a big band of cardboard in the middle to lengthen it out. the Orb is being born
its rounded out a little bit more on the sides and then the mouth is cut out
FABRIC
F A B R I C ( this is the point in the game where my gluegun stopped working, and so everything from this point on is glued by me heating the sticks over a candle flame. nice
the seams on the fabric are cut and glued into place ( and hand stitched in a lotta places and a lot of em look, Really bad in the back h hah HA ) and the teeth ( fleece, cardboard to keep em flat, and a little bit of stuffing ) are thrown in the mouth
tongue cuttin
handstitched the seams on the tongue, got the base for it ready and the eyes cut out
the EYES ( cardboard with white on one side, black on the other, and a little thin strip of black going along the edge ) ( also the pupils arent glued down yet hey )
EYES
TONGUE
THERE THEY ARE
tulle time, so much goddamn tulle
SO much of it just everywhere on the back its a mess, the back looks like an awful grape but it doesnt matter its the BACK
heres the Looking Hole ( theres black mesh netting over the top ) - the little pink eye details are also in
and then here it is, this Mess ( tights and boots both are probably gonna change but Oh Well ) i dont know what the tongue was doing so crooked in these shots but its TOO LATE
UPDATE: THERES actually a video of it in motion heyooo
This is cursed but I love it
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running
didn’t make sense not to live for
gun
your left side’s beef but your pizza none
So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed
very meme, such impress. how
u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.
HEY NOW
YOU’RE A MEME STAR
Get the rarest. PEPE!
HEY NOW
HERE COME DAT BOI
O shit. Waddup.
And that dress was white and gooold
Everybody craves those mineralllllls.
@strawberry-milktea IS THIS REAL
THE LAST ONE MAKES IT
This is definitely the funniest post on this website.
There are three breeds of cat:
Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Subcategories of breeds:
Floof
Naked
Normal
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