The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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glumshoe

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

sosungalittleclodofclay

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

glumshoe

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real gentle-lookin’ sneer

sosungalittleclodofclay

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really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

glumshoe

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

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viostormcaller

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sumerianlanguage:
“ prokopetz:
“ thesparkofrevolution:
“ blacktyranitar:
“ thesparkofrevolution:
“ jakovu:
“ dama3:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)
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old school hate mail
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Imagine how pissed you have to be to...
tastefullyoffensive

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

dama3

old school hate mail

jakovu

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

thesparkofrevolution

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

blacktyranitar

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

thesparkofrevolution

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

prokopetz

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

  • He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
  • The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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sumerianlanguage

every time this post comes across my dash (which is often) it has even more cool info attached to it

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