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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that...
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace

jesus that is good to know.

chandra75

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

togamijail

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

pkmnbreederbrianna

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

pizzalecki

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

renirabbit

this post just got so much better

steve-spaghetti

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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clover11-10

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

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“ A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
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yes hello i am here to learn...
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A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

heliosapollo

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

girlwithalessonplan

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

standbyfortitanfall

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

angelalchemy

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

laurelai

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

dduane

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

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Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

vertisol

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

jumpingjacktrash

ok but so do we

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jellyfishjulie

Y’all I read a lot of scripts. And the one note I give over and over and over and over to the point that I can pretty much copy and paste it from one review to another…. let your characters lie. Let them omit, stumble, and circumvent. Allow them to be completely unable to express what they’re feeling. Make them unable to admit a truth. Let them sit in silence because they can’t think of anything clever to say! Let them say the exact wrong thing!

Dee Rees talks about it in her BAFTA lecture (which you should ABSOLUTELY WATCH): that what your character actually says should be three degrees of separation away from what they mean to say.

I read script after script after script where characters articulate their needs, desires, and objectives with perfect accuracy off the cuff 24/7 and there is not one single human person on this planet who is actually able to do that. This is the #1 thing that’s going to make your script sound stilted and the #1 thing that’s going to make shit difficult on your actors. Let them shut up, and let them lie.

fuckyeahisawthat

This!! In real life no one says what they mean. We say we’re fine when we’re not. We keep secrets because the truth is painful or embarrassing. We fight over stupid shit that’s a stand-in for what we’re really upset about. We don’t say what we want or need because recognizing, let alone vocalizing, our wants and needs is hard.

If your characters say what they mean all the time, you, as a writer, are robbing yourself of so much power to affect the audience. This is true in all writing but especially in dramatic writing, where everything in the character’s interior life has to be externalized in some way to be known. You can create intimacy by allowing the audience to see something your character hides from other characters. You can create tension by letting the audience know the character has a secret or has told a lie they don’t want revealed. You can create catharsis by allowing the character to finally say what they’re really thinking at a key moment.

You’re also creating a much more interesting text for your actors because you allow for the presence of subtext. If you’re someone who directs your own material you’ll start to realize how little you actually need your characters to say to make it clear exactly what’s going on with them. What starts as a monologue in the first draft may, in rehearsal, become a single line, which in the final cut becomes a shared glance, and the audience will still know exactly what you mean.

kimbureh

I love this. thank u so much for pointing this out so concisely, it explains so well why some lines have an insane impact, while others feel just meh

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renmorris

I LOVE how Morrowind and Oblivion offer unique twists in the ‘fantasy game protagonist’ archetype. A chosen one who isn’t wanted, in an alien and hostile place! A player character who is the supporting character for the actual chosen one! God, that’s genuinely so much fun.

Not only is the Dragonborn a boring Chosen One protag the game is so dry and the people are so static you’re…just fucking boring. No one really reacts to you anymore. And what kind of growth does the Dragonborn experience? Gramps talks about Dragonborns being inherently selfish and having to struggle to overcome those instincts but like everything else in the game it goes absolutely nowhere. You don’t have any real choices or character moments.

The Nerevarrine treks through ash choked deserts while being haunted and hunted by their various enemies and their victory is ultimately tragic and manipulated by other forces, designed to destabilize and destroy what they were trying to save. While their ultimate fate is a mystery.

The Hero of Kvatch is defined by their subservient position to the rest of the cast- literally introduced kneeling in the cinematic trailer- and ascends into a lonely godhood while their mortal deeds are dwarfed and forgotten by history.

In both games you have to fight for Chosen One status. The Nerevarrine is one of many incarnation attempts and could easily fail again.

I think it can even be argued that the HoK isn’t even properly Shezarrine until they mantle Pelinal during KotN- there’s nothing particularly miraculous about what they achieve in the main quest. It’s impressive but folks all over Tamriel went into and shut Oblivion gates. And that makes their ascension into godhood all the more compelling.

In Skyrim you’re The Chosen One as soon as you wake up in the cart.

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