The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Job interview tomorrow and I’m pretty excited! :D

The best advice I’ve come across is: if someone has offered you an interview, they probably hope you’ll be The One™ (so they’re kinda rooting for you, isn’t-that-nice?).

To any job interviewees out there: best of luck! You will get where you want to be even if it takes a couple of tries and one or two detours along the way.

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misseowyns
interstellarvagabond

We all gonna sleep on the fact that Puss joining up with Shrek and Donkey is the same storyline as Zevran the warden and Alistair

artpigeons

blocked

interstellarvagabond

You can’t block the truth

justanotherrandomperson

I hate to tell you this but Morrigan is a person most people fear and is kicked out of her swamp home to accompany a chattering guy who makes lots of jokes and gets on her nerves and on their jouney they encounter a charming Spanish-accented assassin who joins them and a redheaded woman with a lovely voice with a hidden side to her and an ability to kick butt.

Dragon Age Origins is Shrek with your OC Warden along for the ride.

dismalzelenka

STOP THIS

Source: interstellarvagabond
fandonetrash

Things that the Harry Potter films left out about Snape

higgopriff

  • Called Lily a mudblood, then tried to cover himself by saying that she alone was different from other muggleborns
  • Didn’t see a problem with his friends performing Dark Magic on Mary MacDonald, compared it to the Marauders pranks
  • Dropped a tree branch on Petunia
  • Attacked Remus in PoA whilst he was trying to explain things and literally said the words ‘I’ll drag the werewolf. Perhaps the Dementors will have a kiss for him too’
  • Continued to refuse to listen to Sirius’s explanation even though he was being compliant and had only once tried to fight back, without magic, after Snape attacked Remus
  • After he found out he wasn’t actually going to get an Order of Merlin, or have the satisfaction of seeing two innocent men in jail, he exposed Remus as a werewolf
  • Ripped a photo of James and Lily and Harry being happy and in love and a family in half and stole the half with Lily on it
  • Actively tried to get the Marauders expelled from Hogwarts
  • Dumbledore was ‘disgusted’ by his attitude towards James and Harry 
  • Harry distrusted Snape that much he literally thought he was trying to poison Remus
  • Abused his position as Head of House to unfairly reward points to Slytherin and take points from other houses, especially Gryffindor, far beyond the extent it was shown in the movies
  • Told Neville he would feed Trevor Neville’s failed potion so the possibly fatal results would teach him a lesson
  • Mocked Tonks when her Patronus changed, despite the fact his also changed to match Lily’s
  • Insulted Hermione’s appearance and told her he didn’t see any difference after Draco cursed her teeth to grow and then watched as she ran out crying
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devilishangel4eva
you-had-me-at-hallow

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

booksforthoughts

Canon

themiscyra1983

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

worlds-of-ink-and-paper

the kids would love him.

malevolent-dean

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

hexcoderose

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

elfwreck

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

hamelin-born

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

darthmelyanna

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.

madlori

This is one of the best HP headcanons I’ve ever read.

amberandmetal

This cured my depression, cleared my acne and healed my soul.

north-peach

OMG, 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED. 

wolfsrainrules

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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