“You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’
IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley.
IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?’
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
- Terry Pratchett - Hogfather
This expression says it all. A raccoon at Port Louisa National Wildlife Refuge in Iowa tucks into a tree cavity during a windy afternoon. Highly adaptable, raccoons live in forests, mountain areas, marshes and urban centers all across the country. Appropriately nicknamed “masked bandits,” they use their human-like paws to get into areas off-limits to most animals and they’re excellent climbers. Hollow trees offer excellent shelter and a safe place to hide out. Photo of a pouty raccoon by Jessica Bolser, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
dnd idea: 1 person plays a knight and another person plays their possessed sword.
bonus if the sword never rolls but also never shuts up
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