‘You’ll see! We’re going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant.’
‘You mean the sledgehammer, sir?’
‘Yes. And Sergeant Colon, too.’
JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
I UNDERSTAND, said Death, unhooking Binky’s bridle.
“But you don’t seem worried! You’re really going to die?”
YES. IT WILL BE A GREAT ADVENTURE.
“It will? You’re not afraid?”
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE AFRAID.
“I could show you, if you like,” Albert ventured.
NO. I SHOULD LIKE TO LEARN BY MYSELF. I SHALL HAVE EXPERIENCES.
- Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
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