working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
This post is wonderful
Have I already told the person this thing? Have I only thought about telling them? Have I only dreamt about telling them? Or am I going to tell them and find out I already told them 3 times before?
As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.
Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:
man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future
but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe
first of all how dare you assume im literate
if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:
honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.
haggis, lord farquad, and…
marty the blob
MARTY THE BLOB
this is the most important thing i have seen all my life
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