i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Quick And Dirty Tips For Creating Subplots
– Not everyone should love the hero.
– The more antagonists you have the more conflicts you create.
– Real life should happen to the characters, even if they are saving the world they have jobs and responsibilities.
– Give the character interests and friends outside of work.
– Multiple point of views aren’t a bad thing if you know how to juggle them.
– It all needs to come together at the end.
– Not every antagonist needs to be vanquished at the end.
– – Give us more than one character to love– (from Diantha)
— Make each and every character count — (from Diantha)
Stories need subplots. Make sure yours has one.
Someone asked me about writing subplots. I’ll still make my own post about it, but here’s something to tie you over till I do.
It’spronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
wales isnt real
how do you mail anything there
“shitty memory” aesthetic
-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them
-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say
-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be
-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago
-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it
-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development
-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo
-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”
-it can be
-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget
-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder
-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place
-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of
-did that happen or was i dreaming
-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it
just tag me next time, goddamn
no one ever talks about how evil and ominous carol of the bells sounds?
I have a distinct memory from when i was a kid of listening to the trans-siberian orchestra version during the first snow of the year and just standing outside pretending to be a vampire so yeah it has that kind of energy
oh we all pretend to be vampires to that version
"You could fish in the River Ankh, provided you took care not to catch anything. In fact it was amazing what you could catch by just letting one drop of the Ankh pass you lips."
- Terry Pratchett - Snuff
When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink
sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED
y’all are forgetting prime strategy: coming back to find your seat stolen and just sitting on top of your sibling
Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!
Emma’s reaction though
Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.
I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…




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