The Skellingcorner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ thatenglishchap:
“ pirate-queen-ali:
“ thatenglishchap:
“ polymathematical:
“ monkeysaysficus:
“ great-tweets:
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They have nine beverages between the two of them
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i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead...
great-tweets

👀

monkeysaysficus

They have nine beverages between the two of them

polymathematical

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i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

thatenglishchap

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

pirate-queen-ali

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

thatenglishchap

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headspace-hotel

Literally none of my story ideas come with a plot, ever. WITHOUT FAIL, it’s always just an Aesthetic, like two and a half characters, some very, very vivid settings, and a weird concept. Never plot. Not even an inkling of a plot. My brain tosses me this cool stuff and is like welp i’ll be back in 4-5 business months 

word-nerds-united

Don’t look for plots, look for problems

Examples: 

  • crippling debt 
  • lonliness 
  • a building is on fire 
  • the world is going to end 
  • failure 
  • a broken heart
  • guilt 
  • noises they can only hear 
  • seperation 
  • lack of strength 
  • lack of wit 
  • someone has too much pride 
  • forbidden love 
  • encouraged love? 

Pick a problem, give it to a character, and let them try and solve it. 

Bam: plot. 

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dragon-in-a-fez

sorry what

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aegipan-omnicorn

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

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(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

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THE TIME HAS COME

lumistar

he is here 

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tiredcoffeebeanthings

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

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@starrtoon LOOK AT THE DRAWING

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sweetlittlevampire

So…we just had a tornado.

sweetlittlevampire

We just had a multi-vortex tornado pass through the south of Luxembourg. Tornados of this intensity are super rare for here.

I do live in Luxembourg city, but I’m currently staying at my girlfriend’s house more towards the south…and I’m mildly terrified.

I hope my family, friends, and acquaintances living in and near Péiteng, Käerjeng and Hautscharage are safe and well.

(Photograph by Nikolas Noonan, published on the website of the municipality of Käerjeng).

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Some news coverage in English (not sure if the site is visible to users outside of the EU though) -

https://today.rtl.lu/news/luxembourg/a/1387773.html

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally. 

“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”

“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”

“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”

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*demonic screeching* “sweetheart remember you talked to your therapist about finding healthy outlets for aggression”

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todaysbird

it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

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american kestrel

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painted bunting

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yellow-throated vireo

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cerulean warbler

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baltimore oriole

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american goldfinch

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northern cardinal

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mind-if-i-scream

You’re forgetting the red wing black bird and the great and snowy egret. Best birds of the marsh!

crewdlydrawn

I love how they’re all looking into the camera like they’re modeling.

brunhiddensmusings

other beautiful featherbeasts include orb bird

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stylish accessory bird

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loud and delicious bird

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bird that will kung fu your face while you are grilling in your backyard

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overly dramatic fishwizard bird

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demonic creepy noise duck

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assorted sky-cats

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screaming inflatable doofus bird

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stump

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not technically native but it poops on my lawn

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toasted marshmallow friend

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imyrdungeonmaster

How.. could you forget… MEEP… MEEP

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naamahdarling

Screams in the parking lot during the day:

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Screams in the parking lot at night:

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Like, they aren’t spectacular on first glance, but grackles are iridescent, irrepressible, melodramatic, and sound like Satan’s ringtone, and killdeer are these dapper, tweedy little cottagecore critters who don’t look like much but are brave as fuck and fling themselves into the path of anything they think might be a threat to their chicks, pretend to be gravely injured, and lure it away. One did this to my parents’ JEEP.

Be nice to our birds, they’re good birds.

Source: todaysbird