this cat is so cute
Just to let you know I’m ugly crying in the bathroom right now
You can find this free crochet pattern for a Krampus Hat at Morale Fiber here.
Who and what is Krampus? From wikipedia:
“In Central European folklore, Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure described as “half-goat, half-demon”, who, during the Christmas season, punishes children who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards the well-behaved with gifts.”
Below is a modern interpretation of Krampus by Derek Yaniger for sale on Outre Gallery here.

Krampus can be traced back to pre-Germanic paganism. His original name, krampen, means “claw”, and he was also the son of the Norse god of the underworld, Hel.
Krampus visits houses with St. Nicholas on the night of December 5th. St. Nicholas puts candy in the shoes of good kids, while Krampus puts birch twigs in the shoes of bad kids.
Now Krampus has become the incarnation of Scrooge and the Grinch mashed together, with a little terror thrown in.
Here is a Krampus greeting card from the early 1900s.

This is a reblog for those who missed my Krampus post last year.
Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire
I hate you all

I miss my guy paperclip
I hate you all for this