spacecatgirl:

Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together

Malaprop

shitmystudentswrite:

This is shown in Leonardo di Caprio’s painting, the Peruvian man.

Pride and Prejudice Go

indigo-night-wisp:

foxtrotsambablue:

classynerdpot:

mongolianexceptionalism:

sithtantrums:

sidhebeingbrand:

alriviera:

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

On the radar: 

Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year
Handsome tragic veteran
Dashing officer of good breeding
Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year
Liberal-minded heir to a large estate

Your phone buzzes: 

Mr. Collins

Your mother runs into the room “the lure I placed on netherfield park has worked at last. There is a young man in possession of good fortune, one of the girls must surely catch him”

Omy GOD

IT GOT BETTER

@wandering-heartbeat it’s back 

jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom